1 00:01:11,860 --> 00:01:13,240 What time does it land in LA? 2 00:01:14,540 --> 00:01:15,540 Good. 3 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,080 And I can just pick up the ticket when I get there, yeah? 4 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:20,020 No, not a return. 5 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:22,260 I don't know when I'll be coming back. 6 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:25,200 Okay. 7 00:01:49,550 --> 00:01:50,550 This is James Thompson. 8 00:01:50,670 --> 00:01:52,430 Leave a message. I'll get back to you. 9 00:01:55,950 --> 00:01:56,950 Dad, it's me. 10 00:01:58,050 --> 00:01:59,550 I booked my flight. I'm on my way. 11 00:02:02,470 --> 00:02:04,470 I just wanted to share a thought with you, though. 12 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:07,190 On a scale of one to ten, you stink. 13 00:02:09,750 --> 00:02:11,870 And today was the stinkinest thing you've ever done. 14 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:16,030 That's why I've got a few things I need to get off of my chest right now. 15 00:02:16,730 --> 00:02:17,790 First off... Spike! 16 00:02:19,050 --> 00:02:21,270 I need your help. I'm in an urgent situation situation. 17 00:02:21,790 --> 00:02:22,970 I'm on the phone, Colin. 18 00:02:23,950 --> 00:02:27,510 First off, I don't see why I should be heading home on your account. I don't 19 00:02:27,510 --> 00:02:30,790 recall you ever stirring your butt that far for me. I just need you to look 20 00:02:30,790 --> 00:02:31,830 after this case for a little while. 21 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,110 Go away. 22 00:02:33,330 --> 00:02:37,150 But let's face it, Dad. Not stirring your butt is about as close to a hobby 23 00:02:37,150 --> 00:02:37,969 you've ever come. 24 00:02:37,970 --> 00:02:41,450 Let me put this appeal on a more personal basis, Spike. I'll give you a 25 00:02:41,810 --> 00:02:42,810 Colin. 26 00:02:43,270 --> 00:02:47,210 So, Dad, don't think what's happening today makes any damn difference. Spike. 27 00:02:47,590 --> 00:02:49,900 Colin. Will you want some? Oh, go shove it. 28 00:02:50,740 --> 00:02:51,740 Kid today, eh? 29 00:02:52,400 --> 00:02:53,400 Colin! 30 00:02:55,220 --> 00:02:57,640 Sorry about that, Dad. Just another joke that I know. 31 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:03,860 What I'm trying to say is, ever since I can remember, you've... Look, what the 32 00:03:03,860 --> 00:03:04,860 hell is the matter with you? 33 00:03:04,920 --> 00:03:05,920 Nothing. Good. 34 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:10,480 Oh, it's just that bullet wound I took during the gun siege. It kind of flares 35 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,500 up when close friends start knocking me about. You were never around, Dad. 36 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,920 Any time I ever needed any help... I'll be okay, I expect. 37 00:03:16,899 --> 00:03:20,460 any time I ever needed any help. It's not so much the physical pain, of 38 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:21,800 It's the wound to my heart. 39 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,440 Sorry, Dad. I've got a bit of a situation here. 40 00:03:25,360 --> 00:03:29,440 Just give me your damn case. I'll look after it. Just shut up, okay? 41 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:32,120 You're a prince, Spike. I thought I was going to have to beg. 42 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:37,760 Look, what I'm trying to say is you were never there for me at any time that it 43 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:38,659 ever mattered. 44 00:03:38,660 --> 00:03:42,560 So why I should... Colin, what are you doing? 45 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:44,340 Could you be a bit more specific, Spike? 46 00:03:45,269 --> 00:03:47,090 You just cuffed your case to my wrist. 47 00:03:47,690 --> 00:03:49,250 Well, you might drop it. What? 48 00:03:49,850 --> 00:03:50,970 Well, it could hurt your foot. 49 00:03:51,850 --> 00:03:54,430 Colin. Maybe I'd just better give you the address. 50 00:03:54,690 --> 00:03:55,668 What address? 51 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,610 The address where I want you to take the case, that's all. 52 00:03:58,490 --> 00:04:00,630 Colin, I'm not taking your damn case anywhere. 53 00:04:01,610 --> 00:04:03,670 Don't be silly, Spike. It's chained to your wrist. 54 00:04:05,430 --> 00:04:06,430 Dad, I gotta go. 55 00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:09,950 But I got a lot more stuff that I need to say to you. So hang on for the next 56 00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:10,950 installment, okay? 57 00:04:15,310 --> 00:04:17,250 Colin, what the hell are you up to? 58 00:04:17,730 --> 00:04:20,470 Up to, Spike? That's a very untrusting thing to say. 59 00:04:20,829 --> 00:04:22,850 Colin, will you get this damn thing off of me? 60 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:26,970 Spike, you said you'd help me, and now you're going back on your word. I'm not 61 00:04:26,970 --> 00:04:27,929 buying this, Colin. 62 00:04:27,930 --> 00:04:29,330 We unlocked the damn cuff. 63 00:04:29,890 --> 00:04:34,970 You wouldn't do that to your best mate Colin, would you? You wouldn't split up 64 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:35,970 the old team. 65 00:04:37,470 --> 00:04:41,990 It's you and me against the odds one more time, old buddy. I guess we're in 66 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,380 together. Only because you chained me to your damn case. 67 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:47,000 I knew you'd bring that up eventually. 68 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:48,320 Unlock it. 69 00:04:48,980 --> 00:04:52,560 Look, it's a very simple business deal. My uncle wants me to look after this 70 00:04:52,560 --> 00:04:55,440 case for a few days and then deliver it to a certain address. 71 00:04:55,760 --> 00:04:58,220 Easy stuff, eh? So why don't you deliver it yourself, then? 72 00:04:58,680 --> 00:05:01,680 Well, it's not chained to me, is it? Colin, I'm warning you. 73 00:05:02,720 --> 00:05:06,760 Attention. Please do not cause unnecessary shocks or agitation to this 74 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:09,720 This is Electron 2000 High Security Briefcase. 75 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,040 What the hell kind of a case is this? 76 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:14,080 Actually, you're missing the big question. 77 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:16,680 What's in it? 78 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,060 You've been sleeping here again? 79 00:05:18,440 --> 00:05:20,240 No, I just thought this would be a great look. 80 00:05:20,760 --> 00:05:21,679 All right. 81 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:22,680 Sorry. 82 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:24,940 So what's in the case? 83 00:05:25,760 --> 00:05:26,760 I'm not sure. 84 00:05:27,380 --> 00:05:30,020 Well, from what little I know of your uncle, anything he'd rather you looked 85 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:32,020 after than him is unlikely to be entirely legal. 86 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:34,620 So when you reach the same conclusion, what did you find inside? 87 00:05:37,640 --> 00:05:41,520 Attention. Do not attempt to open this case without the correct key and opening 88 00:05:41,520 --> 00:05:45,120 procedure. This is a Vectron 2000 high -security briefcase. 89 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:48,920 Whatever's in there, your uncle wants it well looked after. Open it up. 90 00:05:50,880 --> 00:05:51,880 I don't have the key. 91 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:53,960 Will you listen to the man? 92 00:05:54,500 --> 00:05:55,820 I don't have the key. 93 00:05:56,560 --> 00:06:00,900 Of all the dumb, unbelievable, and just plain stupid answers you've ever come up 94 00:06:00,900 --> 00:06:04,840 with, and we're talking some pretty stiff opposition here, that is the 95 00:06:04,860 --> 00:06:07,800 most unbelievable ever. I don't have the key. 96 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:12,960 Remember those words, Colin, because that is where I finally and forever 97 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:13,959 with you. 98 00:06:13,960 --> 00:06:16,540 I don't have the key. 99 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:19,180 Now unlock the damn cuff! 100 00:06:46,479 --> 00:06:49,820 I hope you know any damage will be coming out of your pocket, my lad. 101 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:51,140 Colin, shut up! 102 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:54,580 Satisfied? You've got Linda mad at me now. 103 00:06:55,200 --> 00:06:57,660 Colin, why don't you go and find that key you're pretending you don't have? 104 00:06:58,600 --> 00:06:59,600 Right. 105 00:07:00,260 --> 00:07:01,260 I'll just go and do that. 106 00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:06,440 I guess some people just don't have a sense of humour anymore, eh, Linda? 107 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:33,620 What else does there have to be? 108 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:44,420 I'm sorry. 109 00:07:46,180 --> 00:07:47,740 I was talking to my dad today. 110 00:07:49,820 --> 00:07:53,580 Dad always kind of winds me up, you know. 111 00:07:54,120 --> 00:07:55,980 I thought you guys only spoke in emergencies. 112 00:07:58,880 --> 00:07:59,880 There's an emergency? 113 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:02,280 Yeah, I guess. 114 00:08:04,140 --> 00:08:05,140 Family? 115 00:08:07,040 --> 00:08:08,960 So, you're slipping in the newsroom again, huh? 116 00:08:10,140 --> 00:08:11,600 Only now and then, when I finish late. 117 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:15,900 I thought you promised Kenny you wouldn't do that after we left. 118 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,080 I gave him my solemn word of honour. He always felt that. 119 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:24,340 Annoying, isn't it? You put a key down somewhere, then you go and look for it, 120 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,419 and it's not there. 121 00:08:25,420 --> 00:08:28,540 Colin. It can only happen to us free crazies, though, right? 122 00:08:28,840 --> 00:08:30,260 Colin, just go find the key. 123 00:08:31,400 --> 00:08:32,780 Always kills the mood, doesn't it? 124 00:08:34,240 --> 00:08:35,260 Colin, one question. 125 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:39,380 You wanted Spike to deliver the case instead of you. Obviously there's a 126 00:08:39,440 --> 00:08:40,520 so who else is after it? 127 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:45,760 Well, there are a couple of my uncle's former business associates, yes. 128 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:47,440 Business associates? 129 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:48,780 Yes, business associates. 130 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:50,420 Harry the Hammer and Blind Jake. 131 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:52,700 And who exactly are they? 132 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:54,780 Well, I don't know, do I? I've never met them. 133 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:56,420 And plainly you're not anxious to? 134 00:08:56,960 --> 00:09:00,260 Well, it was fair in love and war. Go find the key, Colin. 135 00:09:04,300 --> 00:09:06,640 Remember, guys, eh? Love and war. Love and war. 136 00:09:15,000 --> 00:09:16,320 I've got to go back to the States. 137 00:09:17,460 --> 00:09:19,960 But don't panic. I'll be back. 138 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,440 I don't know when, but I will be back. 139 00:09:23,260 --> 00:09:24,260 Who's panicking? 140 00:09:27,220 --> 00:09:30,080 Look, I'd like it just for once if we didn't play games, OK? 141 00:09:30,560 --> 00:09:31,560 No, you wouldn't. 142 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,420 So what's happened back home? 143 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,580 I don't think I want to talk about it. 144 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:43,200 Fair enough. 145 00:09:43,660 --> 00:09:44,820 What do you suppose is in the case? 146 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,360 Well, you could try a little harder with me. I'm having kind of a crisis here. 147 00:09:48,740 --> 00:09:50,140 You said you didn't want to talk about it. 148 00:09:50,400 --> 00:09:54,380 Actually, Linda, in a situation like this, most people would try and coax me 149 00:09:54,380 --> 00:09:55,380 little, you know? 150 00:09:56,380 --> 00:09:57,540 You want me to coax you? 151 00:09:58,430 --> 00:10:01,550 I'm just saying it would be normal behaviour under the circumstances, 152 00:10:01,550 --> 00:10:03,510 all. Do you want to be coaxed, yes or no? 153 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,170 Well, most people would give it a shot. 154 00:10:07,210 --> 00:10:09,550 You mean they'd try and get you to talk about it, is that what you're saying? 155 00:10:09,690 --> 00:10:11,350 They'd coax me, yeah. 156 00:10:16,290 --> 00:10:17,290 Well, go on, then. 157 00:10:22,030 --> 00:10:23,030 No. 158 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:26,990 You know, there could be a story in this. 159 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,520 What is it with you? You never have time for anybody, do you? 160 00:10:30,720 --> 00:10:33,260 Right, can we talk about this later? You never give an inch to another living 161 00:10:33,260 --> 00:10:36,460 being, except for some reason, that little creep in there. 162 00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,140 Calling can be useful. 163 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:43,720 Oh, and so as long as he's useful, the Linda Days Junior Gazette, he can be 164 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:45,760 selling off the news team for spare parts surgery. 165 00:10:46,060 --> 00:10:50,080 He gets his own little office, his own private phone line, even his own secret 166 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,080 way out. 167 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:00,210 long gone. 168 00:11:00,870 --> 00:11:01,870 Terrific. 169 00:11:02,710 --> 00:11:06,190 I'm having a major personal crisis chained to a talking briefcase. 170 00:11:06,930 --> 00:11:11,050 Alongside probably the most unsympathetic human being in history 171 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,270 the Hun had a bad day. 172 00:11:12,550 --> 00:11:13,550 My coat. 173 00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:15,530 I gotta get a plane in the morning. 174 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:19,130 How comes every time I try to leave this country I get attached to some baggage? 175 00:11:19,570 --> 00:11:21,030 Last time you were attached to me. 176 00:11:21,350 --> 00:11:22,350 Right. 177 00:11:24,130 --> 00:11:26,070 Okay, let's apply our intelligence to this. 178 00:11:26,730 --> 00:11:27,730 Well, mine anyway. 179 00:11:28,190 --> 00:11:29,190 No games, Linda. 180 00:11:30,370 --> 00:11:32,270 I just want to get rid of this thing. 181 00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,650 So we need a key. 182 00:11:33,990 --> 00:11:36,430 And whoever you were supposed to deliver to must have one. 183 00:11:37,870 --> 00:11:38,870 Yeah. 184 00:11:39,090 --> 00:11:40,090 Well? 185 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:42,650 I don't know. Colin, look down the address. 186 00:11:43,290 --> 00:11:47,150 So we substitute for Colin at the delivery, get you uncuffed to get the 187 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:50,710 opened, and depending on what's inside, possibly a duty little front page. 188 00:11:50,990 --> 00:11:53,950 Yeah, and what if Harry the Hammer and Blind Jake turn up? We could do with a 189 00:11:53,950 --> 00:11:54,950 couple of interviews. 190 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:58,970 You know, if we could just keep Colin's name out of this, it has real potential. 191 00:11:59,770 --> 00:12:03,730 Maybe I should give Sarah a ring. Linda, getting me uncuffed is our priority 192 00:12:03,730 --> 00:12:05,370 here. Of course it is. 193 00:12:08,390 --> 00:12:09,390 Well, mine anyway. 194 00:12:10,870 --> 00:12:11,870 A dress? 195 00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:16,610 Marvin Bixby heals and holds promotion at Somerset House. 196 00:12:16,850 --> 00:12:17,890 He'll be there after 11. 197 00:12:20,150 --> 00:12:21,370 I'd better get some clothes on. 198 00:12:23,850 --> 00:12:25,450 You know what's always bugged me about you? 199 00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:28,170 You always think I'm such a complete jerk. 200 00:12:28,390 --> 00:12:30,170 You ever heard of parental pride, huh? 201 00:12:30,470 --> 00:12:31,930 You ever heard of taking an interest? 202 00:12:34,070 --> 00:12:38,590 Because there are some people who kind of consider me an alright person, you 203 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:40,070 know? Do you know what would have been good? 204 00:12:40,330 --> 00:12:45,250 If one lousy time I'd walked in on you and your butt -scratching pals, you 205 00:12:45,250 --> 00:12:48,110 hadn't gone into your gag routine about what a zero I am. 206 00:12:48,570 --> 00:12:50,990 My son's a zero, just like his dad. 207 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:52,940 Well, I'm not a zero, Dad. 208 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,320 That's one thing that isn't running in the family. 209 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,240 I'm not a zero. 210 00:13:00,340 --> 00:13:01,340 Thanks. 211 00:13:02,260 --> 00:13:04,040 You've had a fight with your dad. Is that what it is? 212 00:13:04,300 --> 00:13:05,840 I've had a million fights with my dad. 213 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:07,580 Tonight I've got to win them all. 214 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,260 You look very fetching. Blue collar. It's a good look for you. 215 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:15,560 This is way over the top, Spike. Well, you want to get into Bixby's office 216 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,640 before he does, don't you? If we can find the key before he arrives, we've 217 00:13:18,640 --> 00:13:20,980 the upper hand. But why can't we just... Yeah, okay. So trust me. 218 00:13:21,610 --> 00:13:22,830 I hate it when you do this. 219 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:25,529 Excuse me. 220 00:13:25,530 --> 00:13:26,530 Hi, Rock Thompson. 221 00:13:26,730 --> 00:13:29,570 This is my assistant, Lucretia. Could we have the key to Mr. Bixby's office, 222 00:13:29,690 --> 00:13:31,650 please? Why? We want to get it sprayed for tomorrow. 223 00:13:32,010 --> 00:13:34,270 Sprayed? You have been told about this. 224 00:13:34,550 --> 00:13:35,550 About what? 225 00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:39,210 Um, just as a matter of interest, Mr. 226 00:13:40,350 --> 00:13:43,390 Saunders, have you had any dealings with Mr. Bixby today? 227 00:13:43,730 --> 00:13:45,950 Well, he said good morning. How close was he? 228 00:13:46,670 --> 00:13:48,190 Is there something wrong with Mr. Bixby? 229 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:53,490 Can I rely on your complete discretion, Mr. Saunders? 230 00:13:54,070 --> 00:13:55,070 Oh, yeah. 231 00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:56,890 We think it's the Black Death. 232 00:14:01,630 --> 00:14:03,710 Right. You take the death car, I'll take the cupboard. 233 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:06,370 Even if we can't conclude what's in the case. 234 00:14:10,070 --> 00:14:12,270 Did you ever talk to my dad much when he was over here? 235 00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:14,850 Well, you never really let me, did you? 236 00:14:15,290 --> 00:14:16,530 It was always like you were embarrassed. 237 00:14:17,390 --> 00:14:19,990 Yeah, well, there's a lot to be embarrassed about, right? Well, from all 238 00:14:19,990 --> 00:14:22,970 things you said, I was expecting a beer gut stubble and belching. 239 00:14:23,210 --> 00:14:25,310 Yeah, okay, so I talked that up a little. A lot. 240 00:14:26,570 --> 00:14:27,570 You liked him. 241 00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:30,070 Well, he reminded me of you. 242 00:14:31,950 --> 00:14:33,230 One problem at a time, huh? 243 00:14:39,190 --> 00:14:40,850 Do you remember those Tom and Jerry cartoons? 244 00:14:41,230 --> 00:14:43,690 When I was a little kid, we used to play at those in the backyard. 245 00:14:44,790 --> 00:14:46,230 Except I never wanted to be Tom. 246 00:14:47,250 --> 00:14:50,310 Cats aren't exactly macho. And sure as hell wasn't going to be a mouse, right? 247 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:52,450 So I always had to be the dog. 248 00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:54,810 Do you remember the dog? 249 00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:56,350 Sure, despite the bulldog. 250 00:14:58,010 --> 00:14:59,050 You're kidding me. 251 00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:01,030 Yeah, I don't know, sometime. 252 00:15:01,970 --> 00:15:04,430 You named yourself after the dog in Tom and Jerry? 253 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:13,750 It just happens sometimes, you know? Fathers and sons, they don't get on. 254 00:15:14,010 --> 00:15:15,490 There's nothing you can do about it. 255 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,040 Of course there is. 256 00:15:17,120 --> 00:15:19,880 I meant every lousy thing I ever said about him, Linda. 257 00:15:21,340 --> 00:15:25,300 Well, like Colin said, all's fair in love and war. 258 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,680 Spike Thompson. 259 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,719 Uh, yeah. 260 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,600 Yeah, Colin told me you were on your way round. 261 00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:40,220 Who's this? 262 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:41,960 Uh, my assistant. 263 00:15:42,020 --> 00:15:43,020 Do we need her? 264 00:15:43,080 --> 00:15:45,300 Miss Borgia, if you could just wait for me outside, please. 265 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:55,760 Now, you tell old man Matthews this is the last time. I don't owe him any more 266 00:15:55,760 --> 00:15:57,060 favours. OK. 267 00:15:59,400 --> 00:16:03,420 How did you get in here, by the way? Does it matter? Can we, uh, just deal 268 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,279 the cup, please? 269 00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:05,280 Sure. 270 00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:09,400 Now, you'd better get going. That's my part of it, Oven. 271 00:16:10,680 --> 00:16:13,160 Hey! What the hell's going on here? What are you doing? 272 00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,540 Well, you came here to collect the case, didn't you? No, no, I came to deliver a 273 00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:18,540 case. 274 00:16:18,920 --> 00:16:21,580 Now, why would Colin have told you a thing like that? 275 00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:26,820 Well, as a guest, he had to give Spike a reason to come here. Picking up a case 276 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,580 wouldn't do it. But getting uncut from one might. 277 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,800 Exactly. 278 00:16:30,120 --> 00:16:33,560 We're very interested in the contents of these cases, Mr. Bixby. It's hard to 279 00:16:33,560 --> 00:16:35,700 imagine what could justify such a high degree of security. 280 00:16:36,220 --> 00:16:39,380 Right, must be some favor you owe. Are you guys from Harry the Hammer? 281 00:16:40,640 --> 00:16:41,640 Blind Jake. 282 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,780 Linda Day, Junior Gazette. 283 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,960 By the way, do you have a recent photograph of yourself? 284 00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:59,090 Going well, isn't it? 285 00:17:18,490 --> 00:17:19,490 Dad. 286 00:17:21,410 --> 00:17:23,190 Well, this time I was going to be reasonable. 287 00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:26,690 This time I was going to say all the good stuff about you. 288 00:17:28,069 --> 00:17:32,230 Only the thing is, I can't find the words. 289 00:17:34,010 --> 00:17:35,270 I don't know the words. 290 00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,690 Look, we're just father and son, okay? 291 00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:44,090 We're just related, that's all. 292 00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:47,010 Doesn't mean to say there has to be any love. 293 00:17:51,350 --> 00:17:52,350 Linda! 294 00:17:52,450 --> 00:17:53,450 Yes? 295 00:17:55,390 --> 00:17:58,110 It just opened. It just came off of my wrist. 296 00:17:58,990 --> 00:17:59,990 What were you doing? 297 00:18:00,670 --> 00:18:01,710 Nothing. Just talking. 298 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:03,190 Talking? 299 00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:10,090 You know, there's a point we've been missing here. We've been looking for a 300 00:18:10,090 --> 00:18:11,690 all this time and there aren't any keyholes. 301 00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,070 So how the hell do you unlock it? 302 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:18,430 If you were talking on the phone, the cuff would be right at your mouth. 303 00:18:19,690 --> 00:18:21,610 What was the last thing you said when the cuff opened? 304 00:18:22,050 --> 00:18:23,050 Hmm? 305 00:18:23,510 --> 00:18:26,270 Well, the lock could be voice activated. The key could be a word. 306 00:18:28,770 --> 00:18:30,550 Love. Last thing I said was love. 307 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:33,410 Love. Love. 308 00:18:34,090 --> 00:18:35,090 Now try this one. 309 00:18:35,910 --> 00:18:37,310 Love. Keyword correct. 310 00:18:37,510 --> 00:18:38,489 Accent permitted. 311 00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:41,170 This is a Vectron 2000 high -security briefcase. 312 00:18:41,430 --> 00:18:42,430 And war. 313 00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:44,550 The other keyword is war. 314 00:18:45,430 --> 00:18:48,630 Do you remember what Colin said when he went out? Love and war, guys. 315 00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:51,680 He couldn't resist parading it under our noses. 316 00:18:52,100 --> 00:18:53,100 More. 317 00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:59,720 Keyword correct. Access permitted. This is a Vectron 2000 high -security 318 00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:00,720 briefcase. 319 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,200 Why, don't get this. 320 00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,080 I've spent the entire evening delivering nothing. 321 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,520 What's the point of a high -security briefcase that protects nothing? 322 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:15,220 Collins Games. 323 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:16,800 Who knows what the hell it's about? 324 00:19:17,630 --> 00:19:20,230 Well, I'm going to find out. The answer's got to be in there somewhere. 325 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:21,630 Spike, there's no point. 326 00:19:21,990 --> 00:19:25,730 Linda, I'm not spending the entire evening chained to an increasing number 327 00:19:25,730 --> 00:19:27,850 briefcases and not knowing the reason why. 328 00:19:28,450 --> 00:19:29,750 What happened yesterday, Spike? 329 00:19:30,010 --> 00:19:33,210 Look, I just want to find out what Colin was up to with these cases, OK? One 330 00:19:33,210 --> 00:19:34,330 problem at a time. 331 00:19:36,650 --> 00:19:38,650 All right, I'll try and be logical about this. 332 00:19:38,870 --> 00:19:39,870 Oh, that'll be comforting. 333 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:44,030 You keep phoning your dad's answering machine, but you never say what you mean 334 00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,430 to. Otherwise, you wouldn't have to keep on phoning, right? 335 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:48,260 Very illogical. Am I right? 336 00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:53,800 I don't know what's gone on between you and your dad, but I think you should try 337 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:54,800 and get it sorted. 338 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,260 Straight talking might help. 339 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,000 Want to be alone? 340 00:20:12,640 --> 00:20:13,640 Definitely not. 341 00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:38,110 Look, I guess what I've really been trying to say from the start is that I 342 00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:39,110 really am sorry. 343 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:43,830 I'm sorry for all that stuff that I said. 344 00:20:45,290 --> 00:20:47,670 Because I don't get a chance to take it back now. 345 00:20:49,990 --> 00:20:53,390 And I'm sorry that we've been fighting solidly ever since I can remember. 346 00:20:58,330 --> 00:21:00,150 Because it just got too late to make it up. 347 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:07,220 And I'm sorry that the best way I can find to speak into you now is by leaving 348 00:21:07,220 --> 00:21:10,260 you a bunch of dumb messages on an answer phone that you're never going to 349 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,840 But I guess we always did have communication difficulties, right? 350 00:21:15,580 --> 00:21:17,520 I kind of feel like you didn't let me finish. 351 00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,480 What a dirty trick, Dad. 352 00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:25,080 One day we're yelling at each other on the phone, and the next you pull a fatal 353 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,080 heart attack. 354 00:21:27,640 --> 00:21:28,640 What a tactic. 355 00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,120 Well, you see if I'll let you do that again. 356 00:21:34,440 --> 00:21:36,220 I'm running out of things to say here, Dad. 357 00:21:38,280 --> 00:21:40,880 Not as much as I always thought. 358 00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,960 I don't miss you like hell, Dad. 359 00:21:51,980 --> 00:21:54,260 Well, I got no one to prove wrong anymore, have I? 360 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:57,640 Well, almost no one. 361 00:22:00,380 --> 00:22:01,580 I guess that's it. 362 00:22:08,300 --> 00:22:09,300 Goodbye forever. 363 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,880 And, uh, all of that. 364 00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,320 I'm sorry, Spike. 365 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:35,880 Well, Mom's gone, and, uh, 366 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,000 The bad's dead. 367 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,800 I guess that makes me an orphan, right? 368 00:22:44,220 --> 00:22:45,900 Could solve the problem of our relationship. 369 00:22:46,900 --> 00:22:47,900 I'll adopt you. 370 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:52,880 Let go, Spike. 371 00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,320 You crazy guy. 372 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,480 I love you. You got the case in. 373 00:23:00,500 --> 00:23:01,500 Listen. 374 00:23:01,800 --> 00:23:02,800 Gotta dash. 375 00:23:03,660 --> 00:23:04,740 I loved your input. 376 00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:07,320 Let's do sushi. 377 00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:09,300 Colin. 378 00:23:09,760 --> 00:23:11,420 Yeah? I just gotta know. 379 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:15,300 We figured out that the cases are some kind of payoff from Bixby to your uncle. 380 00:23:15,600 --> 00:23:16,519 Right, exactly. 381 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:17,680 But there's nothing in them. 382 00:23:18,360 --> 00:23:20,700 I get it. There's a secret compartment or something. 383 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,920 No. 384 00:23:22,160 --> 00:23:23,220 Well, what's the payoff? 385 00:23:23,440 --> 00:23:24,440 What's everybody after? 386 00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:25,720 Well, isn't it obvious? 387 00:23:28,060 --> 00:23:29,060 The cases. 388 00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:32,320 They're absolutely the latest thing. Cost a fortune. 389 00:23:33,190 --> 00:23:36,070 Bixby's firm is doing the marketing. He said he'd slip my uncle a couple of 390 00:23:36,070 --> 00:23:39,170 freebies. Well, one freebie, actually. We managed to talk him up to two, and 391 00:23:39,170 --> 00:23:40,790 that's why there was a second delivery tonight. 392 00:23:42,190 --> 00:23:43,550 Those business types, eh? 393 00:23:44,530 --> 00:23:45,830 So, you managed to figure out the keywords? 394 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:47,390 Yeah, love and war. 395 00:23:47,890 --> 00:23:48,890 Clever, eh? 396 00:23:54,690 --> 00:24:00,430 Love and war.